Apparently, he's a writer of some sort.
He has achieved worldwide renown for occasionally bolding text where
he believes emphasis is required. He avoids third-person omniscient narrative
mode because he believes that "omniscient" is a bit of an overpromise
given his limited cognitive activity. He is not always certain when to use
standard third-person (or first-person) mode.
Here are humongous jpegs of business cards from the three places
he (I) has (have) worked:
Crispin ('90-'93)
J.Walter ('93-'97)
McCann ('97-'09)
If you want to see some work that he (I) did at those places, there's tons of it. Send an e-mail:
You can follow his (my) tweets here.
You can get LinkedIn(tm) with him (me) here.
The Facebook birthday video you haven't been hearing about is here.
It's not at all clear why anyone would want to, but you can follow
HappyBirthday.com on Twitter here.
Brian is a sad, sad person with far, far too much information
about Sixteen Candles here.
The number sixteen--which, by the way, is the correct answer--is here.
Yes, there are people who prefer birthday pie over birthday cake,
and you can see the evidence here.
Though the webmaster keeps trying to hide it, I'm pretty sure pi
to a million places is here.
The staggeringly cliched rise and fall of Peter Frampton's Humble
Pie is here.
Do you feel like we do? Find out here.
You can weigh in on which of the five senses is the best right here.
Nothing offends vision like a typo, and there are two annoying
typos in the phrase "rupture specimen" near the bottom of the page here.
An unpleasant list of 500 ways to get annoyed is here.
An unpleasant reminder of the continuing scourge of obesity in
little ones in our inner cities is here.
The dark and shady part of Tokyo's inner city is here.
You can apply to visit the home of the leader of Japan here.
A guy who insists Glenn Beck is a genuine leader is here.
The brilliant lyrics for "Cold Brains" are here.
The rivetingly bogus story of Ashley's brain on caffeine is here.
Elf will be so bummed out to find that the world's best coffee is
actually here.
The world's best performance of a Kansas song by a 9-year-old girl
is here.
A regular blog about the Wizard of Oz, a movie that was made like
8 million years ago, is here.
An irregular and unamazing blog about Ozzy Osbourne, a singer who
was made like 8 million years ago, is here.
Trees that are 8 million years old? Seriously? They're in Hungary,
and they're also here.
The feminine face of Hungary's far-right Jobbik movement, which
has got to be the oddest title anyone has ever earned, is here.
The guy who blows up his own face is here.
Man's first face-to-face encounter with Sasquatch is here.
The biggest shoe, which presumably was made for the biggest foot,
is here.
The official homepage of Flatfoot, everybody's
favorite East Lansing, Michigan-based rock/alt-country band, is here.
Tips for making the most amazing pancakes are here.
How Freud used free association to find out what was wrong with
the freak who was free associating is here.
This beginning of this site is here.
The end is here.
If you find dead links in the above list, please notify me
immediately and I will arrange for affordable Hawaii funeral services here.
